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I’m weirdly proud of my latest tweet. I just think its clever, that’s all.

I’m weirdly proud of my latest tweet. I just think its clever, that’s all.

kumakoyan:

"My best friend won’t even let me see his penis. I mean, my whole life is a sham."

(via fischoeder)

No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations and I get in over my head because… I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that, but look. It’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them. You know, I’m 31 now and it’s time for me to cut the nonsense.

A great episode for winston.

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eshrinnhero:

Fucking Parks and Rec.

eshrinnhero:

Fucking Parks and Rec.

I turned 21 today… Shit.